Etiquette
I Expect you to follow this decorum or you will be Forever Banished
1) Contact is via phone call, text or e-mail. When messaging, please introduce yourself and tell me what piques your interest? Elaborate on your kinks but get to the point. I want an intro, not a pro-bono sexting session. Keep it brief. My time and patience are limited to those who prove to be great at communication.
2) Do not attempt to negotiate my rates. Nothing in this world is free. Recognize that my services cost what is listed and no less. If you're excited to see me but a full session is too expensive, consider the cheaper options such as shorter sessions ($200/hh), social calls ($100/h), or check out my online free page (Click the logo on the top left of this page). If you had to save up to see me I will be flattered, so please let me know if that is the case.
3) Understand and respect my limits. Do not request what is clearly not offered. I will not hesitate to end a session if you attempt to push me. My limits are listed in bold on the homepage. Read them until they are memorized.
4) The nature of what I offer is very discreet and intimate. I am going to screen you for my safety. The way I screen is easy-peasy. Scroll down so I can walk you through my simple screening process.
5) Ballpark your availability. My schedule is flexible, let me know your availability so we can book a time efficiently. Note that you must book 24-48 hours in advance. I do not take last minute calls.
6) I require confirmation the same day as our session. If you fail to respond to my confirmation message within an hour before our session, I will assume that you have chickened out. For outcalls, I will need the room number at least an hour before our session.
7) Cancellations of less than 24 notice hours will result in a $50 fee payable via e-transfer. This fee is non-refundable and will not go towards my services. If you ghost a session without communication you will be excommunicado. Begging is not cute in this situation.
8) I despise tardiness. If you are going to be late, give an eta asap and I'll adjust the clock accordingly. Otherwise, the clock starts ticking at our agreed upon time. I will only wait for 15 minutes. You will not get a second chance to book.
9) Wash your ass. You heard me. If you don't show up freshly showered our session is flat out going to be vile. I will not bother to see your dirty ass again. When in doubt give yourself an enema.
10) Please present my tribute in Canadian cash when greeting me so we can get on with having fun!
Screening
Yeah yeah, I hate it too. Bear with me.
Pick one of the following options. If one option is not feasible, move on to the next option.
1) Have you previously seen a local provider? Have them provide a reference for you, or give me their contact info for inquiry.
2) Have you been to lily's dungeon before? Who did you see? Let me know if lily would vouch for you.
3) Text your name and e-mail to my cellphone.
4) Send me a selfie of you holding your your photo ID. (You may blank out personal info except the name, picture, and date of birth).
5) Send me your linkedin or equivalent professional info.
6) if you are not willing to comply with a single one of the above options, then I will require a $25 deposit via e-transfer. Don't fret, This deposit will go towards the total cost of our session.
7) The last option is to sign up to my free page (link in the logo on the top left of this page). Message me there spending a total of $25 or more. Beg me to see you despite you refusing to comply with my generously flexible screening options. This money will not go towards the total cost of our session as punishment for your non-compliance.